This is how I start my day.
Best pairs of boobs I’ve ever seen in HEB.
Fancy dinner is fancy. No big deal.
It’s pie o’clock. Right now thanks to Danielle.
I’m not sure Danielle knows what she’s doing. Maybe she really isn’t Mexican?
Big salad! Baby spring mix, raspberries, blueberries, mandarin oranges, quinoa, and cheese.
Pretty cupcakes. For pretty me. And no one else. Ever.
Anyone have a bagel to share a shmear?
Pop quiz. Am I a 26 year old teacher, or a five year old student?
Just mah pool. No big deal.